"My fans are the guys who can chug a beer in ten seconds in big beer mugs, the guys who can
cheer and yell real loud."
"Although I love this kind of comedy, sometimes I feel trapped by always having to be the most
outrageous guy in the room. In particular, I'm working on trying not to be that guy in my private
life."
"I have a tendency towards the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things
like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So
I try to fight those demons."
"John Belushi is a huge hero of mine. I loved him so much. I can remember that when I was in high
school, I tried to tape my eyebrow up before I went to sleep, so I could be able to move that
eyebrow the same way he did. I just watched them all the time and it was like I was doing
homework."
"You can probably see that I'm a chick magnet. Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear
and when I do it's something unusual."